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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart? A knife."
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"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."
"Childhood obesity is on the rise and so is underage sex.. What I want to know is who's fucking all these fat kids."
"Two gay cowboys: ""Y'up?"" ""Yup."""
"You should never be sad. Because sad backwards is das.. ..and das not good."
"What's a rabbits' favorite musical? Hare."
"what's the difference between Rosie O'Donnell and a stab wound? one is a fat and nasty unbearable gash,..... and the other is a fucking stab wound."
"A large marine mammal was recently in Cardiff. It had a Wales of a time."
"Schroedinger either gave the best or the worst presents."
"Famous Last Words List your favorite ones. The one I liked the most when I was growing up: Tarzan: ""Who greased the vine?"""