76079
Joke of the Day
"The funniest vampire jokes... ... never see the light of day"
Next Joke
"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."
"Super soakers are like training wheels for black kids in the hood."
"I buy vodka alone, people give me the ""Enough Vodka?"" look. I buy vodka with 4 kids, people give me the ""Are you sure that's ENOUGH?"" look."
"The only folks who put them passwords on that fancy wi-fi internets is terrorists. This is Merica, land of the free."
"Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I'm hoping that she's having an affair."
"Bad puns run in the family... I guess they're he**reddit**ary"
"? Hey there Delilah, can we handle this discreetly My stomach reacted badly after eating old zucchini ? and I just pooooed ?"
"The waiter asked if I wanted any salt for my steak... I told him to pepper my angus ;)"
"What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs."