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Joke of the Day

"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."

"Our greatest fear is to die alone, which is why I intend to take quite a few people with me."

"Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'."

"I'm sorry I punched you when you said ""Facebook me"". I thought you said ""Face punch me""."

"I know my limits: if I fell down it means enough."

"-This is my son Michelangelo. -Oh, like the artist. -Um no like the Ninja Turtle."

"As if "" cray cray"" wasn't irritating enough, people have started shortening it to "" cray""....that's just stu stu"

"If your donkey ate my chicken's feet... You'd have two feet of my cock in your ass."

"what has Trump and Brexit got in common no plan"

"Why do women wear striped bras? Because it's a ZEBRA."