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Joke of the Day

"Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I'm hoping that she's having an affair."

"I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months I don't like to interrupt her."

"There are four things in the world I hate: 1. Racists 2. Mexicans 3. Irony 4. and lists"

"Using a macbook is like making love to a woman There are so many things to do with your fingers, but none of them work."

"The Chinese language actually evolved from the English language... it all started off when one person whispered something to the next person, then he whispered it to someone else, and so on..."

"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."

"Why can't Chinese people eat Swans? They don't have a Pitchfork. (This is a music reference joke)"

"what's the deal with hairline food I mean sheariously"

"Who's driving the car? Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving?.. **The cops**"

"Women 15 to 65 At 15, a girl is a SURPRISE. At 25, she is the RIGHT PRIZE. At 35,she is a GRAND PRIZE. At 45,she is a CONSOLATION PRIZE. At 55, she is a DOOR PRIZE, and at 65,she is a GIVEAWAY PRIZE"