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Joke of the Day

"What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs."

"The word Diputseromneve' may look ridiculous... But backwards it's even more stupid."

"My neighbors listen to awesome music. Whether they like it or not."

"My boss said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I've got a hunch it might be me."

"Items that are made from velcro... Are such a rip-off."

"What do you call a really good fisherman? A master baiter"

"""Hey, somebody said..."" [Joke here (vine)](/https://vine.co/v/eAzYADExnIO)"

"Sean Connery is standing at your door, wearing white shorts and a white shirt and holding a racket. What time is it? Tennish."

"? Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be... ? Wait, hang on...my bad, those are vultures."

"ME: So. You from around here? HER: Yes. You're in my bedroom closet."