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Joke of the Day

"I buy vodka alone, people give me the ""Enough Vodka?"" look. I buy vodka with 4 kids, people give me the ""Are you sure that's ENOUGH?"" look."

"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"

"Did ya hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated RRRR!"

"A man walks into a restaurant and calls over the waiter and asks him ""Do you serve pigs?"" The waiter - ""We don't discriminate between our customers."""

"You know why cops aren't on the streets of NYC right now? Because when it's white, they leave it the fuck alone"

"I love it when corporations have a sassy ""human"" Twitter presence, like their CEO wouldn't cut your mom's throat for a nickel."

"A man goes to see his doctor... He says to the doctor ""Doc, I think I might be a pair of curtains."" The doctor yells ""Pull yourself together!"""

"Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye? He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)"

"Whats black, big, and smelly? An unemployment line.(:"

"I didn't think my son would make a good postman. But he delivered."