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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the billboard company who only did JPEG files? I heard they got a lot of stretch marks."

"IF I WIN THE LOTTERY MY CATS ARE GETTING GOLD TEETH AND CANOPY BEDS"

"I'm like a dead owl... I just don't give a hoot anymore."

"Why does your blood rush to your head when you're upside down but not to your feet when you're right side up? Your feet aren't empty."

"Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round."

"I'm sorry I put a collar on your baby. I thought it was a Pug."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !"

"Female Viagra has been around for years It's called money."

"Yo mama is so hairy... ...She doesn't have a bush, she has a whole damn rain forest."

"What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong? [It's bigger on the inside](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"