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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !"
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"Why didn't the oyster give to charity? He was shellfish."
"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"
"If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing? clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably."
"She's like a cat. I don't mean in bed, she just ignores me"
"My shoes were meant for each other They're sole-mates"
"Critics are raving about Mud. ""It's like dirt but wet"" says one. ""Oh god it's in my eyes"" says another"
"What did the hebrew tree say when the French man asked it's name? Jew Maple"
"My mate is setting up a helpline for men who are addicted to masturbating..... I hope he pulls it off....."
"Two Policemen Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""