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Joke of the Day

"Why does your blood rush to your head when you're upside down but not to your feet when you're right side up? Your feet aren't empty."

"What did papa butter say to troublesome son butter? You had *butter* behave now, alright son? I sure know you don't want to get *whipped*!"

"Where do poor people live in Italy? In the spaghetto"

"It's like my pastor always says, ""Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"""

"A man walks into a bar and notices two things: 1. there's a line. 2. The daily special is a Cranberry & Vodka. So he gets into the punch-line."

"Trying this hot water diet where you drink a cup of hot water in the morning but so far all I've done is burn my tongue and eat 7 donuts."

"So I was eating out my Grandma... ...And I tasted horse semen and thought, *Ohh, so that's how she died.*"

"Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? Because you end up with a ring on your finger."

"A Vietnamese person gets a haircut A Vietnamese person walks into a Barbershop and sits down. The barber asks ""What' chu want fam?"" The Vietnamese person replies, ""How do you know my name?"""

"I'm thin, I'm just not ""black dudes on the street will ignore me"" thin."