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Joke of the Day
"Two Gay Men Walk Into A Bar One sits down, the other says ""Can I push your stool in?"""
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"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance"" -Alcohol"
"Teenage twin boys in a ""special needs"" class were suspended for online gambling while at school... Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome."
"How to make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !"
"As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day"
"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting hit by Rice"
"Blackhawks What is that player's name on the hawks that starts with Johnny. I think I know. Oduya?"
"Come to the Dark Side... We have Girl Scouts! ... I mean, we have Brownies! ... Dang it, I mean, we have COOKIES"
"There are 2 LOSERS who hang out at the same sidewalk corner everyday... The taller LOSER says to the other ""Hey man, have you seen my keys?"". The other LOSER replies, ""No, have you seen my wallet?""."