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Joke of the Day
"Blackhawks What is that player's name on the hawks that starts with Johnny. I think I know. Oduya?"
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"Showed up late for work and blamed it on rush hour. Showed up late again the next day and blamed it on rush hour 2."
"Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?"
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"Be that Shopping Cart with the bad wheel. Go in your own direction no matter how hard someone try's to push you in theirs."
"Almost every post that hits the frontt page Has a misspelled title."
"It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, ""We hate corn."""
"What happens when you place a black baby next to your ear... You can hear a future mixtape."
"What did the lazy suspect say to the court? I haven't done anything to warrant a rest."
"my 10 year high school reunion is in August which means I have 2 months to lose 40 pounds and get engaged to Michael Cera"