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Joke of the Day
"How to make a gay man fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."
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"How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task."
"If American dogs dig holes to China, where do Chinese dogs dig holes to? Nowhere, slaughterhouses have concrete floors."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a GoodYear."
"How to make employees fool!!! Each employee will receive 104 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee). They are called SATURDAYs AND SUNDAYs."
"I went to the doctors the other day. I said ""every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm!"" ""Have you been taking anything for it?"" He asked. ""Yeah, pepper"""
"What type of rock is this Holmes? It's sedimentary my dear Watson!"
"Do you know the difference between a dildo and a chair? No? Watch out where you sit then."
"What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to? Rub-a-dubstep!"
"The worst thing about Obama's presidency is knowing Will Smith will play him in the eventual biopic and win an Oscar. Fuck that."