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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amber ! Amber who ? Amber-sting to come in !"
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"""I like your pushy."" Sean Connery talking dirty to his woman"
"Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with it's the answers."
"So Jesus walks into a hotel... he puts three nails on the counter and says, ""Hey, can you put me up for the night?"""
"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot."
"Why is Adam known as the first accountant? He turned a leaf and made an entry."
"What is the speed limit of Sex? 68, because at 69, you eat it."
"My grandma started walking 5 miles a day when she turned 60 Now she's 97 and no one has any idea where the hell she is"
"My ex has become so poor whenever i call her she always says ""please,leave me a loan"""
"While digging a hole today I found a bunch of old gold coins. I ran in to tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging a hole."