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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper."

"Vote for the Best Military Joke of 2008 | Funny Stuff | Reader's Digest"

"Have you guys heard the one about the sidewalk? Its all over town!"

"If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title."

"HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS: Call someone and have them come pick you up."

"What is the national vegetable of Germany? *Michael Schumacher.*"

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. "

"I think my daughter might turn out to be the next Martin Scorsese! (Her eyebrows are fucking terrifying)"

"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel."

"I am not a weatherman but... you can expect 20 centimetres tonight"