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Joke of the Day
"Yea...sure! I was hoping someone would come and stand uncomfortably close to me today"
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"Where on Earth can you find the highest concentration of Jews? In the atmosphere."
"Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken. >:|"
"How does a penguin build its house ? Igloos it together"
"How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia? If the shutter makes a ""crick"" noise."
"I didn't sleep at all last night I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... and then it dawned on me."
"Got kicked out of the Renaissance Fair after seeing an Asian wearing a breastplate. I said there was a chink in the armor."
"Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan? Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them."
"""Thanks for sending me that 17 second cellphone video from that concert you went to! The audio and video were amazing!"" - said no one, ever"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."