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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the 10 apples and 8 of them were good? ... 2 bad."
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"I don't care who dies in the movie but it better not be the dog."
"What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty? The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark."
"127 HOURS but me trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can"
"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."
"Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter."
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"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler... It was exhausting."
"See those guys? They apply ordinary grammatical structure and natural flow of speech, rather than rhythmic structure. They're real prose."