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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the 10 apples and 8 of them were good? ... 2 bad."

"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"

"I'm not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch"

"Okay, guys, yes, we know Bostonians have been calling iPods ""IPads"" for years. STOP MAKING FUN."

"Irritating friend: I passed your house yesterday. Me: Thanks. I really appreciate that."

"You ever seen a really beautiful woman that you wanna go talk to? But then you think she's gonna freak out when you walk out of her closet?"

"A farmer was worried when he counted only 196 cows... ...but when he rounded them up, much to his relief, he had 200."

"I used to know a great joke about a boomarang... Oh well... it'll come back to me."

"Making jokes on Twitter is a lot like making jokes in real life. Except without the frightened faces of strangers on buses"

"What do you call a dead asian? A failure"