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Joke of the Day

"A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep."

"I cuss around my kids so they understand proper useage, timing and inflection. Vocabulary is power."

"What is the most surprised a cow can be?? UDDERLY SURPRISED! (Edit: UTTERLY to UDDERLY)"

"Is ""blowjob"" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards."

"Why do uniformed soldiers need to eat their fruits and vegetables? If they don't, they'll be irregulars."

"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"

"What did the bread say when it was about have an orgasm? (NSFW) What did the bread say when it was about to have an orgasm? ""I'm Crumbing"""

"There are no limits to my perfection a monkey was thinking while looking at a human."

"An iceberg caused the Titanic to sink.. Lettuce have a moment of silence."

"How do you access a watersports/golden shower porn site if you don't know the URL? You just use the IP address"