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Joke of the Day
"Kissing is like peeing your pants Everyone can see it but only you can feel the heat"
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"If at first you don't succeed...."
"I just saw a woman push 5 little kids in a shopping cart out of Walmart. I didn't realize that you could get them in bulk now."
"Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid but few are blind."
"I just found out that his full name is actually....Vehicle Identification Number Diesel."
"Why was the lumberjack executed? He committed treeson."
"Two canibals are having a meal . . . One looks at the other and says, ""Man I hate my mother-in-law!"" The second one shrugs and replies, ""Then try some of the potatoes."""
"Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand? Kawasakey"
"Time traveller: I'm from the future Me: prove it *he pulls out next weeks newspaper* Me: nice try, they've already invented newspapers"
"What do you call the butt end of a banana? The bananus"