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Joke of the Day
"I wish celebrities would let us know if they have the greatest fans in the world."
Next Joke
"Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"
"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""
"How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars"
"Why do riot police like to get to work early? To beat the crowd."
"I tried to grab some fog. I mist."
"Killer whales are inappropriately named. The proper term is killer Welsh."
"Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma"
"""I'd UberBlack for you."" - what I assume a pick up line in 2016 sounds like"
"Here's my review of EA Sorry EA but if you want the review it'll be $5.99 for each letter and $7.99 for each punctuation and comma"