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Joke of the Day
"It's 2010, why oh why must my laundry still be segregated?"
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"A Donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass!"
"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"
"A man walks into a convenience store.. A man walks into a convenience store to buy a pack of condoms .. The clerk asks if he would like a bag .. He responds ""No thanks, she's not that ugly,"""
"My son asked me the definition of impending doom. I just said, 'you know when you smell dog poop in the house, but you can't see it? That.'"
"My Muslim friend. I have a friend who used to be a Muslim, now he's an atheist, I guess he was done with that Shiite."
"What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !"
"You say the punch line first. Whats the best way to ruin a joke?"
"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."
"The average person has sex 89 times a year It's gunna be one hell of a week for me."