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Joke of the Day
"What did one angel say to the other? ""Halo."""
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"If smoking weed ruins your short term memory... ...then what does smoking weed do?"
"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."
"11 y/o Daughter: [opens xmas present] uh..cable ties? Wife: she asked for a pony.. Me: a pony? ..SHE CAN'T EVEN LOOK AFTER HER CABLES LINDA"
"Why were George and Lennie sad? (Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D"
"Doctor: ""It's bad news, you have cancer and Alzheimer's."" Patient: ""Oh well, it could be worse - at least I don't have cancer."""
"What's your best Hitler joke?"
"[Destiny] Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes? Twilight Gap *badum tsss*"
"Looking at a playground, how can you tell which kid is the child of a trombonist? He doesn't know how to use the slide and can't swing."
"Pair of Twins I've been shagging a pair of twins recently, and my friend asked me ""How do you tell the difference?"". I told him ""It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..."" ""..and Derek has a moustache"""