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Joke of the Day

"She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes."

"My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books but he's only got his shelf to blame."

"What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit? Yeahman"

"Best way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas? When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers!! its that easy..."

"This man says to his friend"" I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."""

"Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people? He needed places to hide the bodies."

"Here's a fact, gay guys love vagina. Okay, that might be wrong. I'm just trying to get my facts straight."

"""I know"" - me, on something I don't know"

"Q:Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees? A:Because Germans like to march in the shade."

"Back to the Future IV: Marty Mcfly stops being obsessed with his own family and goes back in time to kill Hitler."