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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a little boy cry twice? (NSFW) You wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear"
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"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Nah, I'm just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
"What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust"
"I studied abroad for a year. But she got really creeped out and moved away."
"It's a doge eat doge world out there. Such cutthroat. Very survival of the fitter"
"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."
"In 1987, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope... ...now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope."
"Why did the crayon want to be a phone? Because it wanted to be a texta."
"Jesus walks into a hotel... ... lays three nails on the counter and asks the clerk ""Hey, can ya put me up for the night?"""
"What are David Cameron's favorite people to have sex with? Cops"