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Joke of the Day

"To the guy that found my empty wallet... I don't know how to repay you."

"Knock Knock Who's there? IP IP Who Haha...that's nice r/eli5 it's funny because it sounds like I poo"

"My ex is like the Mona Lisa It's not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room"

"Asked my magic 8 ball if I should turn my lights off or not... It said ""ON"""

"I want my funeral to be 20 consecutive moments of silence followed by a first-time bugler playing taps."

"Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?"

"Grammar is important. It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

"Excuse, where is the opposite sidewalk? Right there (points). -Can't be, right there they told me it was here."

"Obviously chocolate was created for women It's called HERshey, not HISshey"

"What's the difference between me and Santa? Santa only comes down your chimney."