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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cat in heat? Prr-miscuous"
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"Last night I was laying in bed, looking at the stars... And then I wondered, Where the fuck did my roof go?"
"I Knew a One-Legged Girl I knew a one-legged girl who worked at a brewery She was in charge of the hops"
"My friend owns a popular graveyard People are dying to get in."
"I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."
"What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant? Wishful thinking. Obviously"
"I love you -My Dad"
"My Viagra addiction ..was the hardest time of my life."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens."
"How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?"