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Joke of the Day
"How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed? Bob"
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"A waiter took my plate before I was done and I watched him carry it away like it was my sibling who was just chosen for the hunger games"
"What do you call a man with erectile dysfunction? Doesn't matter, he won't come"
"What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg? Irene."
"Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride? Mooooootorcycles!"
"The difference between dates and prunes? You don't get laid after prunes (Courtesy of my date last night after I asked her this question seriously)"
"I don't know what it is, but there is something strangely sexy about the way my grandad gets down doggystyle so I can wipe him. nevermind."
"How many times does it take for a woman on period to change a lightbulb? IT WILL TAKE THE TIME IT FUCKING NEEDS !!!"
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
"83 yo man, ""You speak pretty good English for a Chinese girl"". Me: ""I'm caucasian"". Him, ""Well, any kind of Asian looks Chinese to me""."