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Joke of the Day

"How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed? Bob"

"What should female robots NOT come standard with. A sound card..."

"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"

"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"

"Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy."

"What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public? ""Get a womb, you two."""

"[Couples Therapy] HER: He keeps pretending he's a doctor. This relationship is dead HIM: I'm calling it. Time of death, 9:26 ME: OMG SEE!"

"Look , it's either maybe, or maybe not. There's no middle ground."

"If quizes are quizical, what are tests? Testical!"

"I walked into a bar the other day... ...ouch"