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Joke of the Day

"Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride? Mooooootorcycles!"

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"It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. ""What are my choices?"" he asked. ""Yes or No"" she replied."