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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"On my deathbed, I hope to be surrounded by family and friends while I take a few last second glances at Twitter on my iPhone."

"There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors"

"Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!"

"what qualifies a woman in hollywood for disability benefits? ""A"" cup"

"I need to thank the guy who honked while waiting for my parking spot for inspiring me to stay & write my memoirs in this Target parking lot."

"my mum didn't know I could make a car out of spaghetti. That was until I drove pasta"

"If people would moan loudly during a pat down, the line would move much quicker."

"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because it says ""No Trespassing""."

"It's hard dating a snowman... His parents will never warm up to you."