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Joke of the Day
"A friend asked me if I knew what the best pizza was. I said I didn't know but Digior knows"
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"My favorite part of football is when players ""look to God."" Because He's all, ""I can't do shit for the Middle East but I'm rooting for YOU."""
"Miami football Heh heh heh."
"One idiot said to the other ""You know there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."
"Stormtroopers never miss. They're just trained to fire a 21 shot salute to celebrate the commencement of every firefight."
"Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed? Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me."
"What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building? The Czech bounced."
"there is this mom at work who breastfeeds her kid every meeting is a lunch meeting"
"A tee-shirt idea For tourists in Virginia: ""Congratulations on losing your Virginia-ty"""
"Perspective is everything. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the live lobsters in the ship's galley."