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Joke of the Day
"A friend asked me if I knew what the best pizza was. I said I didn't know but Digior knows"
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"I've been dieting for 2 weeks now and so far I lost 5 Instagram followers."
"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."
"How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... and I am a lactose-intolerant diabetic."
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish."
"I've never understood why new pencils come unsharpened... Seems pretty pointless to me."
"""Bro! You remembered our bronniversary! How bromantic."" -Bromosexuals"
"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"
"Of course men aren't above women... But I'd sure like to be on top of you ;)"