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Joke of the Day
"""Bro! You remembered our bronniversary! How bromantic."" -Bromosexuals"
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"Pool party at my house... BYOP (Bring Your Own Pool)..."
"How do you top a car? tep on the brake, tupid!"
"What do you call a blind hooker Free"
"Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: ""I'm gonna need more carrots."""
"I showed up at Disney headquarters uninvited I said I was there for a Rogue One cameo That's how I learned the security guards have Tasers"
"How do the Chinese name their children They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes"
"What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded? Blue. One blue this way <---- and the other blue that way ----->"
"What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy? Crust"