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Joke of the Day
"I've never understood why new pencils come unsharpened... Seems pretty pointless to me."
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"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel-chair? *Roll-AIDS*"
"Vermont's 4 seasons Vermont has 5 seasons: Almost winter Winter Still winter Mud season Road construction"
"Have you heard of the new sex scandal in the church? They're calling it Jesus fucking Christ"
"Shot my dog 's'mornin' Farmer: ""Shot my dog 's'mornin' Friend: ""Were he mad?"" Farmer: ""Twernt too pleased."""
"Rob Ford..too soon? *Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor years."
"Tits are like Legos I'm always stepping on them."
"Last weekend, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie tied the knot in a small intimiate ceremony attended by 20 of their closest children."
"Damn, girl, are you Terms and Conditions? Because I just want to blindly agree to whatever you say."
"How do you take a selfie with a goat?"