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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between feminists and a pencil? A pencil has a point."

"A blonde was attempting to swim across the English channel. But she got tired halfway, and swam back."

"Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo? they only had 2 trucks"

"There was a male striper who absolutely hated his line of work and wanted to quit. The pay was really good though, so he decided to stick it out for a little bit longer."

"A carpenter goes to a brothel. Had a threesome with two bi whores."

"With the ferocity that my 6 y/o daughter knocked on the bathroom door there was either a murderer in the house or a cat did something cute"

"Did you hear about the prison breakout yesterday? Those prison guards should have used ProActiv."

"What's the name of that band Dave Matthews is in"

"Chinese culture lesson In china people used to eat weed That's why they saw dragons and can't open their eyes again."

"*gets woken up by a tap on my shoulder* ""Daddy, how do you get yogurt out of the toaster when it's done toasting?"""