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Joke of the Day

"Nobody cares about the Jews Hitler and his men are having a meeting, Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort..."

"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A 'pilot"" you effing racist!!"

"Why do jews have big noses? because the air is free"

"Good cop: Just relax Moody cop: OMG, you again? I hate you, but I kinda misssed you, why don't you call anymore? You're going to jail"

"An Indian news anchor was fired for referring the chinese President Xi Jinping as ""Eleven"" Jinping."

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Josb"

"Hansel: how are we gonna get home Gretel: we should leave some sort of trail Duck: [pitching voice] how about a trail of bread crumbs"

"PET PEEVE: Why do we call them baby names? They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? ""You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."""