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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A 'pilot"" you effing racist!!"

"My son turns 18 today. I bought him a set of luggage for his birthday. Too forward? Maybe it's too forward."

"Hey, remember when AT&T told you to ""reach out and touch someone"" and you ended up with that restraining order? Good times!"

"(Dirty) What's good on a pizza but bad on a pussy? A thin layer of crust"

"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."

"What's The Donald's favourite keyboard shortcut? Command Alt Right."

"Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."

"I need a man, not a boy. They will have much more structurally sound ideas for me to bypass the lava floor and make it to the blanket fort."

"My mother arrives on Friday, so I have to do three months worth of cleaning in 48 hours. Also, lose 30 pounds and live up to my potential."

"Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia? He fiddled up a little kid."