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Joke of the Day
"PET PEEVE: Why do we call them baby names? They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up."
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"Why do people say ""Be there or be square""? Because if you're not there, then you're not around."
"interviewer: what can u bring to the firm me: [places a tiny cactus on desk & smiles] interviewer: I meant like clients me: [removes cactus]"
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"Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them..."
"Turns out that German pilot was heavily depressed... He brought the whole plane down."
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"You know that you have a terrible sense of humor... when you find that click-baiting is funny"