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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers."

"What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F."

"If you see me in court you'd think I was furiously taking notes, but 9 times out of 10, I'm usually drawing a t-rex eating a witness."

"I'm not saying I'm bilingual but Brad Pitt is hot. In other news, I might not know what bilingual means."

"If your boyfriend is ever about to break up with you, yell ""what about the baby!"" You'll be in a relationship for at least another 5 minutes"

"I wanted to dress as Glenn Beck for Halloween, but I couldn't find enough ignorance and hate."

"A local policeman did a talk on heroin It was impossible to understand him"

"Dragons have tattoos of Asian chicks on their backs."

"I got caught sniffing underwear... I got caught sniffing my friend's sister's underwear the other day, What made it worse was she was still wearing them, Made the rest of her funeral really awkward."

"I bet ""Fifty Shades of Grey"" won't make that much money because most of the people who want to see it are tied to a bedpost."