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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers."

"I just farted & my dog looked at me like i asked her a calculus question"

"I always cry at weddings, but only because being that close to large cakes makes me so happy."

"What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times."

"I always imagined myself growing old with an archeologist, at least that way I'd know His interest in me would increase over time."

"The Alzheimer Society of Ireland is commemorating 30 years this year... ...or is it 40?"

"Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away."

"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"""

"Just ate a bunch of vegetables instead of cheese. One of my children wasn't even observing me. This is the first sign of insanity, right?"

"Torn this election season. I think it would be awesome to have the first woman president. But I'm also curious about the apocalypse."