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Joke of the Day
"I just farted & my dog looked at me like i asked her a calculus question"
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"Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey? Because he'd always get nailed into the boards"
"If okcupid is all that great, then why would you need a 3 or 6 month subscription ?"
"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"
"What's an Israeli ghetto called? Palestine."
"What does a doctor prescribe a hardcore porn actress, when her vagina is too swollen to work? Antifistamines."
"Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway."
"Trying to improve my street cred by lowering our minivan a couple inches."
"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Kids."
"Asians are such bad drivers I am beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident. Just jacked this from a comment on ask Reddit....thought it should be shared."