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Joke of the Day

"Just ate a bunch of vegetables instead of cheese. One of my children wasn't even observing me. This is the first sign of insanity, right?"

"what is the mods favorite joke? [deleted]"

"A woman goes into a doctor's with a bit of lettuce sticking out the top of her panties. Doctor: Oh, that looks nasty. Woman: That's just the tip of the iceberg doctor."

"Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math!"

"A firm handshake and a kiss on the neck is how I like to close my job interviews. Nailed it!"

"Kinky and Perverted What is the difference between perverted?? Kinky is when you tickle your lovers ass with a feather ... perverted is when you use the whole chicken!"

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar haha just kidding"

"Wanna hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, its too cheesy."

"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."

"A teacher, in an attempt to get more enthusiasm from her students, asked them to write a summary of a baseball game. Within minutes, the first one was handed in. It read, ""Rain. No game today."""