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Joke of the Day
"Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away."
Next Joke
"I'm just saying, instead of calling it a ""mule"", it would have made more sense to call it a honkey."
"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"
"While it's true that gay marriage doesn't nullify straight marriage, if Beyonce was born on your birthday it's not your birthday anymore."
"Im making a fortune promoting home security systems.All I do is say ""Hello"".At 3 in the morning sitting at the end of their bed."
"I lost all my pokemon cards in a housefire.. All I have now is Ash."
"Bring Me the Horizon gets thrown into the ocean... Do they sink or swim? Or simply disappear?"
"Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer."
"mom: who's your background? me: my boyfriend mom: can i meet him? me: not before i do mom: what? me: what?"
"All dogs go to heaven... But all snakes are athe-hissssssssssts"