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Joke of the Day
"The Alzheimer Society of Ireland is commemorating 30 years this year... ...or is it 40?"
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"Not feeling great about how much scrolling down I have to do to get to my birth year."
"I asked my friend if he knew binary he said ""yeah I took the 101 class"""
"TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically."
"What did the student say to his math teacher after his dog ate part of his homework? I got 99 problems, but a bitch ate one."
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"
"How many feminists? How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, they can't change anything."
"How to open a letter: 1. Carefully remove seal 2. Slide your finger unde--okay the seal is back GET THAT SEAL OUT OF THE ROOM NO SEALS ALLO"
"The only thing worse than paying for internet access in a hotel is free wireless that doesn't work."
"Where can you find the strongest tea? Cliffsides (because it's so steep)."