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Joke of the Day

"Would you rather suffer from Alzheimers or Parkinson personally I'd rather shake my drinks than forgetting where I put them."

"Hi, my name is Kate. I am 12 and I am still a virgin... does that mean my dad is gay?"

"Why is America trying to bomb the lady who lives in my iPhone she seems nice"

"[Picking up girls] Me: you like bad boys, huh? Girls: yea Me to my wing man: tell them Wing man: he's just literally the worst"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothin, they're both stuck up cunts."

"I'm glad the Founding Fathers aren't alive today because the last thing we need are more old people driving around on the roads."

"Why did the dry cleaners get shut down? The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing"

"Girl told me she worked with special needs students. I asked her ""you workin hard? Or tardly workin?"". She got mad."

"What's the leading cause of death among wizards? Staff infection"

"How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana."