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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana."

"Bernie Sanders had a rally in Los Angeles last night attended by over 27,000 supporters. The rally set the world record for most Priuses in one parking lot."

"My life could benefit from a little more Stranger Danger and a little less Acquaintance Maintenance."

"Wanna hear a joke? The Black Lives Matter movement."

"Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!"

"What do you call a hooker with no limits? Your mom."

"Why does everything taste like chicken? Because God is black."

"Q: On a scale from 1 to 10, what is your favorite color in the english alphabet? A: Yes"

"The thing about statistics is, if you gather enough, you'll find a coincidence."

"Why did the snail cross the road ? It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier."