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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a box of chocolates. I don't have a box of chocolates."

"It's wrong! If gay marriage is legal who will stop me marrying this painting of a horse. This majestic painting. Who will stop me kissing it"

"Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,"

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard? Neither did she."

"We need to be more concerned about dinosaur ghosts"

"What do you call frozen hamburger patties? Burrrrrrgers."

"What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died? Mourning wood."

"What do you call Trump riding the presidential plane? Hair Force One"

"Looking out the hospital window while mom is resting on bed. That was either dad or superman falling of the roof."

"Did you hear about the guy who tied to put his package into tried to put his package into the mail box? He thought it was a fe-mail box"