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Joke of the Day
"Mobius strippers... never show their backside."
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"Barber: What would you like today? Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!"
"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off.."
"What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs? A furrycanine"
"Why are there no suicide books on librarys? because those who take them never bring them back."
"What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta."
"So my girlfriend told me her dog ate some tampons... I told her to call the vet, maybe they can pull some strings."
"What's the difference between a JCB and a giraffe Ones got hydraulics the other has high-bollocks"
"A sign in the Zoo: Please, do no throw bananas in the dolphins' pool! 1. The dolphins do not eat bananas. 2. By now 3 monkeys have drowned. Thanks for understanding."
"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? he joined the que que que."