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Joke of the Day
"Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things."
Next Joke
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"When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service? If you're a surfer and you're getting head."
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"Me: goodnight moon Warren Moon: how did you get in my house?"
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"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"
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