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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an easter extremist? The middle easter bunny"
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"Sex is a misdemeanor. The more I misdemeanor I get."
"Realized I never said ""unquote"" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare"
"Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod."
"Hitler was quite thirsty... i hear he downed 6 million gallons of jewce"
"I can't think of a single reason to use an idiom If you ask me, they're for the birds"
"1st date: I love the spiderman movies Me: So do I [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: I used to be a spider"
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look! I'm changing!"
"what type of dog do you see at the zoo? a shitzu"
"An Amnesiac Walks Into... An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, ""So, do I come here often?"""