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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Southampton? Don't worry, he woke up"
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"Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp."
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"How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark."
"A man walked into a bar ""Ouch"""
"I am eternally grateful that Twitter doesn't have an ""is online now"" indicator"
"How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb? 2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures."
"What did the male eskimo say to the female eskimo right before having sex? I'm gunna fuck you Inuit pussy."
"Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love."