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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Pakistani with a vest on? Going to the gym, You. Racist."

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"Why was Barbie never pregnant? Because Ken came in another box."
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"What is the worse thing for a guy to say after sex? My name is Barry Allen"
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"2016 strikes again. The inventor of the inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate ba-a-a-a"