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Joke of the Day
"What are Benedict Cumberbatch's fans called? Cumberbitches."
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"How long is a pedicure? 2 feet."
"What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster? You pop up all night."
"If I'm old enough to be your mother we can't date. Just kidding. Go ask for your allowance and buy me a drink."
"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"
"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls"
"I treat my body like a temple.. That's been destroyed by ISIS"
"Guy: you've been a bad girl. Girl: yes baby, punish me. Guy: OK. *burns all her shoes*."
"There are three kinds of women: the intelligent, the beautiful, and the majority."