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Joke of the Day
"Why do dwarfs always laugh when they are playing football? Because the grass tickles there balls"
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"I deleted all of the Germans off my phone. Its Hans-free."
"Why did the doctor go the furniture store? Because he needed a stool sample."
"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."
"""My place is a mess"" - Every girl, ever.... ""Well in that case, I'm not coming in"" - No guy, ever"
"If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve... ....that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan"
"Why can't midgets run? The grass tickles their balls."
"Where is the best place to stream a suicide ? On Google HANGout."
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"You can eat gluten-free, organic food without telling everyone at your table."